Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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