I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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