OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize