soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
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