Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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