Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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