I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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