Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
