wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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