I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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