What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
Randomize
