you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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