i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
Randomize
