Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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