Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
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