um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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