That's intense
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I can't turn off my feet"
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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