Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
