Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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