how hairy? two words: wookie tits
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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