love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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