have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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