it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
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