So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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