420 ftw
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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