It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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