The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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