dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
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