i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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