She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
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