addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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