Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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