Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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