but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
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