For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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