Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Randomize
