I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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