All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
You smell like stripper and shame
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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