Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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