she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Everything about him screamed your future.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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