She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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