gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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