love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
