If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
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