So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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