He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
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