You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.�
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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