Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
Randomize
