I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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