My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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