You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
He had one of those small greek statue penises
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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