He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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