Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize