no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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