Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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