Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
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