My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
We had to coat check the pizza.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Randomize